scrutiny

to inspect with great detail

theres a tiny scar on the right side of her upper thigh righ next to her... yea she may not want me to say that

by Da CattZ March 22, 2003

Elementary Anal Scrutiny

After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.

Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.

Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.

by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

scrotiny

When someone stares really hard at your nutsack.

The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.

by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014

skrutiny

By hearing the band name "skrutiny" no sphincter can retain the contents it holds!

OMG! I just went to this gig and my ass totally blown out! Maybe it's because SKRUTINY was playing!

by SKRUTINY March 18, 2008

The Scrutinization of Single People Day

Also known as Valentine's Day.

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006

scrutinize

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

by Kelly August 15, 2004

Anal Scrutany

Used to describe the feeling when someone is taking a dump and there are people outside the door and they will not leave. Making the person taking a dump feel very uncomfortable as they are embarrassed about the people outside hearing the noise of the excrement hitting the water in the bowl.

"I swear to god man that party was crazy, people were everywhere, they were even outside the fucking door when I was taking a dump. I got a real bad case of anal scrutany."

by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009