Scrumpalumpas 

Scrumpalumpas are minions that help demoman (from Scrumpy Factory) manage the scrumpy factory. They are inspided by umpalumpas. They often do usless stuff like swimming in trash

- What are those?

- These are bloody scrumpalumpas!

Scrumpalumpas by Iron Soil February 24, 2023

scrumpalumpa 

a plant in a bag, with eyes and claws.

Retard /w a paintbrush

Retard: I magke a plainting!
Man: What is it son? **cringe**
Retard: Its a scrumpalumpa ^_^

scrumpalumpa by n30nx September 2, 2003

Scrumpalump 

A skanky female or a chickenhead. Can be jokingly used among girlfriends in place of hooch.

They caught that scrumpalump giving her man's bestfriend head.

Damn Lil, don't show up to work dressed like a damn scrumpalump!

Scrumpalump by Ness22 May 31, 2007