Scrumpalump 

A skanky female or a chickenhead. Can be jokingly used among girlfriends in place of hooch.

They caught that scrumpalump giving her man's bestfriend head.

Damn Lil, don't show up to work dressed like a damn scrumpalump!

Scrumpalump by Ness22 May 31, 2007

skrumpapumpa 

Something that 𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 made up in her freetime

𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 Today at 9:22 AM
skrumpapumpa.

skrumpapumpa by Aarooo October 13, 2020

scrumpalumpa 

a plant in a bag, with eyes and claws.

Retard /w a paintbrush

Retard: I magke a plainting!
Man: What is it son? **cringe**
Retard: Its a scrumpalumpa ^_^

scrumpalumpa by n30nx September 2, 2003

Scrumpalumpas 

Scrumpalumpas are minions that help demoman (from Scrumpy Factory) manage the scrumpy factory. They are inspided by umpalumpas. They often do usless stuff like swimming in trash

- What are those?

- These are bloody scrumpalumpas!

Scrumpalumpas by Iron Soil February 24, 2023

scrumplumplet

When Baxter has both of his cheeks filled with carrots.

Baxy is really scrumplumplet right now

scrumplumplet by Baxterscrumpluplet March 21, 2023

scumpalump 

The process of waking up with a large anomalies object inside your bum(usually a tin of beans 500ml)

I scumpalumped this morning it felt quite nice

scumpalump by Plunge licker February 21, 2025

scumpalump 

The process of waking up with a large anomalies object inside your bum(usually a tin of beans 500ml)

I scumpalumped this morning it felt quite nice

scumpalump by Plunge licker February 21, 2025