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scumpalump 

The process of waking up with a large anomalies object inside your bum(usually a tin of beans 500ml)
I scumpalumped this morning it felt quite nice
scumpalump by Plunge licker February 21, 2025

Shumpadump 

Omg did you see what Milly's wearing today?
Yes! Uck, it's soo shumpadump!
Shumpadump by MellowYellow341 January 17, 2015

scrumpalumpa 

a plant in a bag, with eyes and claws.
Retard /w a paintbrush

Retard: I magke a plainting!
Man: What is it son? **cringe**
Retard: Its a scrumpalumpa ^_^
scrumpalumpa by n30nx September 2, 2003

Scrumpalumpas 

Scrumpalumpas are minions that help demoman (from Scrumpy Factory) manage the scrumpy factory. They are inspided by umpalumpas. They often do usless stuff like swimming in trash
- What are those?

- These are bloody scrumpalumpas!
Scrumpalumpas by Iron Soil February 24, 2023

Scrumpalump 

A skanky female or a chickenhead. Can be jokingly used among girlfriends in place of hooch.
They caught that scrumpalump giving her man's bestfriend head.

Damn Lil, don't show up to work dressed like a damn scrumpalump!
Scrumpalump by Ness22 May 31, 2007
A blonde hair, blue eyed, tall grade eight student who also stole Christmas and is never giving it back
The nerds like to call me shumplump
shumplump by Joje and shangrinch September 28, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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