scumpalump

The process of waking up with a large anomalies object inside your bum(usually a tin of beans 500ml)

I scumpalumped this morning it felt quite nice

by Plunge licker February 21, 2025

scumpalump

The process of waking up with a large anomalies object inside your bum(usually a tin of beans 500ml)

I scumpalumped this morning it felt quite nice

by Plunge licker February 21, 2025

Shumpadump

gross, disgusting, grody

Omg did you see what Milly's wearing today?
Yes! Uck, it's soo shumpadump!

by MellowYellow341 January 17, 2015

scrumpalumpa

a plant in a bag, with eyes and claws.

Retard /w a paintbrush

Retard: I magke a plainting!
Man: What is it son? **cringe**
Retard: Its a scrumpalumpa ^_^

by n30nx September 2, 2003

Scrumpalumpas

Scrumpalumpas are minions that help demoman (from Scrumpy Factory) manage the scrumpy factory. They are inspided by umpalumpas. They often do usless stuff like swimming in trash

- What are those?

- These are bloody scrumpalumpas!

by Iron Soil February 24, 2023

Scrumpalump

A skanky female or a chickenhead. Can be jokingly used among girlfriends in place of hooch.

They caught that scrumpalump giving her man's bestfriend head.

Damn Lil, don't show up to work dressed like a damn scrumpalump!

by Ness22 May 31, 2007

shumplump

A blonde hair, blue eyed, tall grade eight student who also stole Christmas and is never giving it back

The nerds like to call me shumplump

by Joje and shangrinch September 28, 2019