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Nick Screwed 

Screwed in life beyond belief. It could always be worse if you're not Nick screwed.
Dude, that's Nick screwed. At least you're not Nick screwed.
Nick Screwed by NickyD17 May 17, 2012
Related Words

scronetic 

The resulting energy force created when two male's scrotums collide during a threesome.
Man, my balls are sore from all that scronetic activity with Mandy last night.

old scrotey 

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.
Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?
old scrotey by meowlnir August 3, 2014
Five day shadow on one’s scrotum. Similar to a five o’clock beard shadow.
If you’re planning to wear silk boxers for your Friday date then beware of the potential scrowth!
Scrowth by dmz and dirty chris November 20, 2018

Shit-Screwed 

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.
Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.
Shit-Screwed by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010

Scroberries 

A scroberry is when the female/male during intercourse, takes the scrotum of the male and blows a raspberry into it. Making a silly sound. Multiple ones in succession would be scroberries.
Noah did not like scroberries because they tickled, but she seemed to like it, so he went along with it.
Scroberries by Okapi Star October 13, 2014