A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.
Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.
Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking rapedeverything above my penis with his 12-guage.
A scroberry is when the female/male during intercourse, takes the scrotum of the male and blows a raspberry into it. Making a silly sound. Multiple ones in succession would be scroberries.
Noah did not like scroberries because they tickled, but she seemed to like it, so he went along with it.