scroiffed 

Right off your nut mush

Mate you look absolutely scroiffed!

scroiffed by Ellscroiff November 26, 2016

sciffed

When you're so high you can't think straight.

"What's wrong with him?"

"Sciffed..."

Generally used in terms of incense junkies.

sciffed by LilMissBubbly August 3, 2015

scriffed 

The way scruffy musicians look and feel after a long night of riffing, rehearsing and partying.

"That dude looks totally scriffed!"

"Yeah, man, he's all scriffed-out and shit."

"I feel straight wooly scriffed yo."

"Hey, I'd love to go, bro, but I'm just way too scriffed-out right now."

scriffed by Justin Sloane July 30, 2009

scoffed 

stole, five finger discount, took without asking

“I scoffed that from the variety store” “ I scoffed them from my sister’s closet“.

scoffed by noty2me January 4, 2020

Scrotified

Fortified in a male way, big balls.

Dude! he crawled right over that razor wire- he is scrotified!

Scrotified by burrhead October 7, 2016

scraffed 

The process of scratching an orifice of any living creature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. Whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming 'Ainsley Harriott gave my meat a good ol' rub'.

"Hey dude, I finally scraffed Sophie last night. For some weird reason all I can smell is shit today."

scraffed by HDAM February 14, 2017

scruffed 

Very high, extremely wacked out.

Man, I was so scruffed after those 837 hits of PCP, those 5471 cigs of dope, and that quart of cocaine poured into me with that IV tube. Woah.

scruffed by Katsu Moriyama May 5, 2003