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scrollonoscopy 

The act of scrolling long reddit or other sites until you get to the good shit.
I spent so much time online last night it was like a scrollonoscopy.
scrollonoscopy by MoonlightOps August 13, 2019
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scrollodex 

Pamela was in the cell phone store and asked for her scrollodex to be transferred to her new phone.
scrollodex by Pamela Laurence-Dimson February 21, 2008

Scrollnesia 

he phenomenon of forgetting why you picked up your phone after getting lost in scrolling.
I opened Instagram to message someone, but then Scrollnesia hit, and now I’m watching dog videos.
Scrollnesia by karinadd January 23, 2025

scrollnesia

The sudden realization that you've been mindlessly scrolling on your phone for way longer than intended and you can't remember a single thing you saw
"I opened TikTok to check one thing and boom — scrollnesia hit me hard."
"I swear I had plans… then scrollnesia happened."

scrollnesia

(noun)
A condition where you open your phone for a quick, specific task, start scrolling “just for a second,” and 40 minutes later realize you have no idea what you originally picked up the phone for.
“I opened Instagram to reply to a message and ended up watching dog videos for half an hour. Total scrollnesia.”
scrollnesia by byyygaga March 12, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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