scrollonoscopy

The act of scrolling long reddit or other sites until you get to the good shit.

I spent so much time online last night it was like a scrollonoscopy.

by MoonlightOps August 14, 2019

Poopanic

The immediate sense of dread when you've already begun the process of defecation and you notice insufficient toilet paper for the deed intended.

I dropped my trousers and sat down, only to look at the roll and instantly felt poopanic.

by MoonlightOps August 14, 2019