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the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want
'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'
scrollage by Yopinski March 23, 2012

Scrojmachett 

-A half human/half caterpillar who:
-Has 2 antennae
-Has 2 ears
-Wears a fishbowl as a helmet
-Has closed eyes
-Has lips
-Is Rumored to be gay
"Hey scrojmachett! You're gay!"
Scrojmachett by Scrojmachett February 20, 2004

scrollception

Trying to scroll a computer screen being shown in a video
I was watching my favorite vlogger who was sharing his computer screen and fell victim to scrollception again when I tried to scroll the page he was showing on his video.
scrollception by tabun January 23, 2020

scroached 

A person who gets narced on and goes and hurts the person after it is done.
1. That Nick Dipetro narced on Bill and he went and scroached him until he died.
scroached by Weedsmoker March 12, 2008

scrollhead 

Get off your phone, scrollhead!

Scrollface 

The brainless, zombie expression you make while you’re staring at your social media feed.
I can she’s watching TikToks because of her scrollface.
Scrollface by reidjs September 24, 2022