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Scrotemeal 

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

Scrodent 

Any newborn rodent that has not yet grow it's fur. Therefore, it is just a pink skinned rodent resembling a young scrotum.
The baby scrodent was knocked out of the tree due to high winds.
Scrodent by sillysibs July 3, 2011

scrodomy 

the act of placing one's balls (scrotum) into his partners rectum. damn near killed him.
as in the Blink-182song: the state looks down on scrodomy, and thats about the time he put his balls in meee
scrodomy by StanleyVargas May 2, 2010

scrohemoth 

(n) where the ballsack of an obese male is so severely sandwiched by the fat on their thighs that their entire genitals resemble something like a cross between a blue elephant and a white rhino.
Fat Guy - "Wanna play with my fossil bitch?"
Hooker - "Dude, that ain't no fossil. That's a fucking living and breathing scrohemoth!"
scrohemoth by CringWorthy January 21, 2015

antique scrode show 

A PBS series surrounding the examination, valuation, and fraud identification of really old ball sacks.
"Git yer ass down here, the Antique Scrode Show live from Naples, Florida is about to start!"
antique scrode show by teej October 16, 2003

scrodumb 

A man or women with the same intellectual capacity of a black guys scrotum.
Scotty: Dude, Justin failed an open book exam! Daryll: He's scrodumb!!