Scrodem

A Brief word to describe a mans genetalia and a more nonsexual way to say penis.

Steven hit is scrodem when he tried to do a spit.

by Theeereeelll August 28, 2017

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Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

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Scrodent

Any newborn rodent that has not yet grow it's fur. Therefore, it is just a pink skinned rodent resembling a young scrotum.

The baby scrodent was knocked out of the tree due to high winds.

by sillysibs July 3, 2011

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scrodomy

the act of placing one's balls (scrotum) into his partners rectum. damn near killed him.

as in the Blink-182song: the state looks down on scrodomy, and thats about the time he put his balls in meee

by StanleyVargas May 2, 2010

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scrohemoth

(n) where the ballsack of an obese male is so severely sandwiched by the fat on their thighs that their entire genitals resemble something like a cross between a blue elephant and a white rhino.

Fat Guy - "Wanna play with my fossil bitch?"
Hooker - "Dude, that ain't no fossil. That's a fucking living and breathing scrohemoth!"

by CringWorthy January 21, 2015

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