Scroatism
"iTunes Music Store is really cool, you can downlaod tracks and whole ablums much cheaper than you would have to pay for them in stores" - "What's the point of that then?"
Scroatism by Ivor Chesikov February 11, 2005
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Scrotissorie
Scrotissorie by Mahlbs April 27, 2016
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Scroatism • scrotismal • scottism • scrotish • scotism • Scoutism • Scroatie • Scroatse • scrollism • scrolltism
scrolltism
Man, I hate when I'm in a rush but my Scrolltism acts up and it takes me 10 minutes to find something.
I could just search for it, but I have this sort of scrolltism that makes me have to scroll through the list and find it.
I could just search for it, but I have this sort of scrolltism that makes me have to scroll through the list and find it.
scrolltism by IpoSnoozeyFatee1 March 30, 2021
scrotismal
(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.
scrotismal by brentmcd April 29, 2011
scroats
Scroat from the latin scrotum which means thief. However the more commonly used version for scroat refers to a scally, chav, townie. Can be recognised by distinctive tracksuits, shit trainers, white cider, and can often be heard shouting, "oi you dick 'ed" , "giv us your shoes guy", "WhAT YOU SAYIN? YOU STARTIN OR WHAT!!!"
you are a fucking scroat.
your son is a scroat.
Some scroat has just robbed my Trainers/Phone/Weed/Money/anything worth stealing/anything not worth stealing.
High profile scroats include: Lady Sovereign, So Solid crew and the likes
your son is a scroat.
Some scroat has just robbed my Trainers/Phone/Weed/Money/anything worth stealing/anything not worth stealing.
High profile scroats include: Lady Sovereign, So Solid crew and the likes
scroats by Kag the barbarian September 11, 2008
scottism
A form of attention deficit disorder in which the afflicted individual must turn trivial and often mundane everyday events into gambling opportunities, often at significant financial cost to friends and work colleagues. The affliction is permanent. Etymology derived from obscure Australian journalist.
scrotish
Question: Yahright there mate!? The wind has picked up a wee bit. How's it going under that kilt? Reply: Oh I'm nae bothered, I've got a true scrotish!
scrotish by Happy Hollandaise March 25, 2021
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