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Scrotal distancing
Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020
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Scroatal • scrotal • scroatleys • scrotalia • scrotality • Scrotal Recall • scrotal eclipse • scrotally • Scrotal sack • scrotal sex
total scrotal implosion
A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011
Scrotal Recall
An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.
"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.
Scrotal Recall by Mr Marky January 8, 2009
Scrotal flaying
WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.
“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”
Scrotal flaying by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023
scrotal descension
(skroh-tuhl dih-sen-shuhn)
1. The scientific name for the act of tea bagging.
2. Placing the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most male animals into the cavity containing the structures used in mastication of another animal.
1. The scientific name for the act of tea bagging.
2. Placing the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most male animals into the cavity containing the structures used in mastication of another animal.
Scrotal descension has been reported to increase spermatozoon levels in organisms of the kingdom animalia and elevate the humiliation levels pertaining to said entities receiving the maneuver.
scrotal descension by kLaw the courteous March 10, 2010
Scrotal Acoustics
Scrotal Acoustics by Khristof October 21, 2004
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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