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scrotality

An expletive, referring to something unfortunate happening to ones balls.
- I think that was your mom we just backed over.
- Scrotality
scrotality by slasher March 26, 2003

scrotality

similar to brutality ... when a persons own verbal, physical or mental bollocks are inflicted or threatened towards another party i such a way as to cause "scrotality" with intent to harm, defraud or cause suffering to another ...
the way he dealt with the matter like that was sheer brutal bollocks , complete scrotality. how dare that scrote inflict his bollocks views on people so brutally

scrotalingus 

The act of having ones balls licked and fondled in a pleasurable way.
"I'll trade you analingus for some scrotalingus."

"Rodney gives the best scrotalingus!!"

scrotally 

similar to totally, but with a scrotal factor.
dude, that performance was scrotally stupid.

man, lets get some beer.
scrotally.

dude, is that guy a homo?
scrotally.

you are scrotally infected with herpes.
i know.
scrotally by hoboman September 12, 2003

Scrotalidarity

The mutual pain all men feel in their scrotum upon seeing another man take a blow to the nuts, be it in person or on video.
Jeff: "Damn! Did you just see Brienne nail The Hound in the balls? That made mine hurt."

Roger: "Mine too man. That's scrotalidarity."
Scrotalidarity by The33rdGhola June 21, 2014

scrotalingist 

skrō • də • 'liNG • gist

noun: scrotalingist; plural noun: scrotalingists
a person who protects or fawns on another to benefit himself/herself
similar: ass kisser, brown noser, sycophant, toady, arse licker, butt kisser, kiss-ass.
origin: from Latin, from scrotum "scrotum" + lingere "lick."
"A narcissist will to surround himself with scrotalingists who flatter him."
"The scrotalingist will get a promotion sooner than the person who does not cow-tow to the boss."
scrotalingist by Buftup October 12, 2019
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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