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Scrotally 

When Donald trump uses the word “totally” it automatically becomes “scrotally” as he is a complete scrotum.
We are scrotally going to build the wall!
Scrotally by Wordsmith2911 December 24, 2018

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.
I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

SoTotally 

1. A Generic Response to any given Question, whether negative(Used sarcastically) or positive.

2. A Prefix to any Adjective/Verb, used to accentuate its value(or otherwise)

3. The first Two words of the Best Band in the World SoTotallyHeroes
1. Guy1: Hey, want some Icecream?
Guy2: Haha! SoTotally Do!

Guy1: Haha, you're so malodorous!
Guy2: Yeah, SoTotally *roll of eyes*

Guy1: Wow, what a great Show.
Guy2: SoTotally dude...SoTotally...

2. "Rob, your Guitar is SoTotallySweet."
"Luis, are you going to SoTotallyFinish that?"
"Ali is SoTotallyGood on Guitar"
"And then he SoTotallyPWND Mark..."

3. "Wow! SoTotallyHeroes Rawked last night! Their Guitarist is so sexy"
SoTotally by Luis Dunbar July 19, 2005

Scrotal Recall 

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.
"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.
Scrotal Recall by Mr Marky January 8, 2009

Scrotal flaying 

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.
“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”