When clicking on your phone or tablet screen at the exact same moment the screen shifts, causing you to likely click on that pharmaceutical ad for erection pills or something else embarrassing or annoying.

(looking up something on phone while talking with someone) "Damnit, hold on, stupid scrift has routed me to Farmer's Only.com.

Scrift by Th3 DUde Ab1de5 January 29, 2021

Scritty Mcphee

A proclaimed ego of Scott Mcphee, a person who is Nanny McPhee's grandchild, a look alike of Belle Delphine and is dropped by his fake friends. Once he has transformed into his ego, "Scritty", he would start smiling. The smile will later increase into an extremely wide smug grin. His face would start to flatten and expand, by this time, consider yourself in extreme danger as he will b ̗͊e̵̮͒g ͚̉i̵̲͒n ͈̽ ̶̤̆t̴͎̅o̴̖͑ ̯̄é̵̱x̴̲̏t̶͓̑é̵̼n̶͚̉ḍ̶̀ ̺̑ḧ̶͓́ḭ̵͋s̵͍͆ ̵͖̃l̴͖̊î̵͍m̶̛̦b̴̜̈s ̹̇ ̴̪͊a̵̟̕n ͕͒d̴͊ͅ ̦̂s ̺͐t̵͚͌a̵͎͂r̵̛ͅt ̫̋ ̴̺̓c ̰͐r̶̦͝á̵͇w ̻̐l ̫̾i ̝͌n ̘̿g ̫́ ̵͈̄o ̟̇n̴̙̒ ̶͌͜a ̞̽l ̯́l̵̰̐ ̟̎f̵͚͘ō̵͎u̵͎̍r̴̠͝s̴̭̆. ̢͌W̴̟̏h ̺̊e̶͎̅n ̪̆ ́͜t ̪̎h̶͠ͅà̶̜t̶̼̀ ̵͓̑ḫ̵͝a ̺͑p ̮̓p̵̬͝ē̵̻n̵͙̈́s̵̹̚,̶̤͘ ̖͝R̴̥͆U ̡͆N̶̦͌ ̴̱͑A̶̲͛Ẉ̴̿A̴̞͘Y ͖̿ ̴̢̓I ̲̈Ṃ̴̉M̶͎̓E̵̳͠D ͙͂I̶̧̚A̵̗̓Ț̶̑E̴͚̽L ̦̍Y ͙͝.̵̼͑ ̵̼́H̵̬͂Ẻ̶̫ ̵̢̉W̴͖̐I̴͖͗Ĺ̶̻ ̵̼̀L̴͓̃ ̶͕̈N̶̟̍ ̵̗͒O̵̩̓T̴͓͝ ̴̹͐G̵̖̀ ̵͓̀I ̬̋V̴̗̕ ̵͕̄E ̛͚ ̣͐Ù̶̲ ̖̈́P̶̪͆Ǘ̶̩N ̛̦ ̶̥̔T̵̰́Ḭ̵̅L ͎̓ ̖͌H ͈̂ ̝̌E̵̯̿ ̵̟͛T̴̰̓A ̦͠ ̶̥̆K ͍̈́ ̻̔Ë̶͎S̴͖͂Ÿ̵̢́ ̵̜͝O ̛͇Ű̵̮ ͚͋T ͎̉ ̨͝O̵̧̐ ̵͍̀H ͈͋I ̭̄ ̵̱͊S̴̪̓ ̶̖̽D̴̬̆ ̵͖̍U̶͕͐N̴͔̽ ̶̤͑G̴̖͠E̴͓̾ ̺̚O̵̲̚N̵̮̍.̵̨́

His parents called him sick today,
said he was a "Scritty Mcphee".
Dunno what that means but ok.

Scritty Mcphee by BigBurgerShambles May 11, 2021

scrofty

Adj; used to describe a bodily rejoin that is both unclean and poorly or inadequately shaven, or characterized by uneven or spotty hair growth.

Percival's sub-par hygenic attitude, combined with his pseudopubescent life stage, yield a disgusting and scrofty excuse for a face.

Shave, you scrofty bastard.

scrofty by C + L July 27, 2008

scripty

word short for script kiddy

Troutt is a scripty.

scripty by cocomonkilla October 3, 2007

scrift

To act as a dog with worms does, rubbing one's anus across a surface, in order to achieve relief. Traditionally a rough floor was used but facilities are being expanded to include anywhere available, including snow and drunkard's faces.

"Tinker was a terrible scrifter"
"Underage scrifting can be bad for your health"
"Scrift like you mean it"

scrift by BatmanYork April 27, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026