Scrifty

Unkempt and of a questionable nature. Above sketchy, but no so much as to deserve admiration. A swine.

See that guy in the van blasting 80's pop and smoking swisher sweets?

Yea, he's pretty scrifty!

by Assclown88 January 24, 2011

Scrift

To Create,Sketch or Craft something

I Scrift a Book

by Scrift August 6, 2011

Scrift

When clicking on your phone or tablet screen at the exact same moment the screen shifts, causing you to likely click on that pharmaceutical ad for erection pills or something else embarrassing or annoying.

(looking up something on phone while talking with someone) "Damnit, hold on, stupid scrift has routed me to Farmer's Only.com.

by Th3 DUde Ab1de5 January 29, 2021

Scritty Mcphee

A proclaimed ego of Scott Mcphee, a person who is Nanny McPhee's grandchild, a look alike of Belle Delphine and is dropped by his fake friends. Once he has transformed into his ego, "Scritty", he would start smiling. The smile will later increase into an extremely wide smug grin. His face would start to flatten and expand, by this time, consider yourself in extreme danger as he will b ̗͊e̵̮͒g ͚̉i̵̲͒n ͈̽ ̶̤̆t̴͎̅o̴̖͑ ̯̄é̵̱x̴̲̏t̶͓̑é̵̼n̶͚̉ḍ̶̀ ̺̑ḧ̶͓́ḭ̵͋s̵͍͆ ̵͖̃l̴͖̊î̵͍m̶̛̦b̴̜̈s ̹̇ ̴̪͊a̵̟̕n ͕͒d̴͊ͅ ̦̂s ̺͐t̵͚͌a̵͎͂r̵̛ͅt ̫̋ ̴̺̓c ̰͐r̶̦͝á̵͇w ̻̐l ̫̾i ̝͌n ̘̿g ̫́ ̵͈̄o ̟̇n̴̙̒ ̶͌͜a ̞̽l ̯́l̵̰̐ ̟̎f̵͚͘ō̵͎u̵͎̍r̴̠͝s̴̭̆. ̢͌W̴̟̏h ̺̊e̶͎̅n ̪̆ ́͜t ̪̎h̶͠ͅà̶̜t̶̼̀ ̵͓̑ḫ̵͝a ̺͑p ̮̓p̵̬͝ē̵̻n̵͙̈́s̵̹̚,̶̤͘ ̖͝R̴̥͆U ̡͆N̶̦͌ ̴̱͑A̶̲͛Ẉ̴̿A̴̞͘Y ͖̿ ̴̢̓I ̲̈Ṃ̴̉M̶͎̓E̵̳͠D ͙͂I̶̧̚A̵̗̓Ț̶̑E̴͚̽L ̦̍Y ͙͝.̵̼͑ ̵̼́H̵̬͂Ẻ̶̫ ̵̢̉W̴͖̐I̴͖͗Ĺ̶̻ ̵̼̀L̴͓̃ ̶͕̈N̶̟̍ ̵̗͒O̵̩̓T̴͓͝ ̴̹͐G̵̖̀ ̵͓̀I ̬̋V̴̗̕ ̵͕̄E ̛͚ ̣͐Ù̶̲ ̖̈́P̶̪͆Ǘ̶̩N ̛̦ ̶̥̔T̵̰́Ḭ̵̅L ͎̓ ̖͌H ͈̂ ̝̌E̵̯̿ ̵̟͛T̴̰̓A ̦͠ ̶̥̆K ͍̈́ ̻̔Ë̶͎S̴͖͂Ÿ̵̢́ ̵̜͝O ̛͇Ű̵̮ ͚͋T ͎̉ ̨͝O̵̧̐ ̵͍̀H ͈͋I ̭̄ ̵̱͊S̴̪̓ ̶̖̽D̴̬̆ ̵͖̍U̶͕͐N̴͔̽ ̶̤͑G̴̖͠E̴͓̾ ̺̚O̵̲̚N̵̮̍.̵̨́

His parents called him sick today,
said he was a "Scritty Mcphee".
Dunno what that means but ok.

by BigBurgerShambles May 11, 2021

scrofty

Adj; used to describe a bodily rejoin that is both unclean and poorly or inadequately shaven, or characterized by uneven or spotty hair growth.

Percival's sub-par hygenic attitude, combined with his pseudopubescent life stage, yield a disgusting and scrofty excuse for a face.

Shave, you scrofty bastard.

by C + L July 27, 2008

scripty

word short for script kiddy

Troutt is a scripty.

by cocomonkilla October 3, 2007

scrift

To act as a dog with worms does, rubbing one's anus across a surface, in order to achieve relief. Traditionally a rough floor was used but facilities are being expanded to include anywhere available, including snow and drunkard's faces.

"Tinker was a terrible scrifter"
"Underage scrifting can be bad for your health"
"Scrift like you mean it"

by BatmanYork April 27, 2006