scrift

To act as a dog with worms does, rubbing one's anus across a surface, in order to achieve relief. Traditionally a rough floor was used but facilities are being expanded to include anywhere available, including snow and drunkard's faces.

"Tinker was a terrible scrifter"
"Underage scrifting can be bad for your health"
"Scrift like you mean it"

by BatmanYork April 11, 2006