Screwbird 

Screwbird

A Person that thinks they are world famous but is not really world famous at all. 7 out of 8 people have never heard of them.

That guy thinks he is the bomb but he's just a screwbird.

Screwbird by lj_allday November 12, 2011

screwpidity 

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.

Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.

screwpidity by iantheman October 3, 2007

Screwpid 

An Individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up screwing any and every odds of the two being together.

Lalaiya : Me and Chukachukaiya were hitting it off so well until chugaiya showed up and like always, fucked everything.

Jagaiya : He is and shall always remain, a SCREWPID ! ...

Lalaiya : Word ! ...

Screwpid by Eliminist March 22, 2011

screwbicle 

An unacceptably small cubicle in an unfortunate part of the cube jungle.

"Dude, I was supposed to have an office, but instead I got this screwbicle."

screwbicle by bikeclimbsail March 23, 2008

screwtard 

Name for retards that screw you over.

Good name for crazy people driving on roads. Screwtard is a good word for them. Very fitting.

(someone cuts you off)
*SCREWTARD!!!*

screwtard by kugly January 14, 2009

screwberry rx 

Drink made with Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, and vodka. Known to cure Vitamin C deficiencies and urinary tract problems. May lead to drunken pizza ordering and babies mama's.

We were just kicking it drinking screwberry rx's.

screwberry rx by wise one. September 9, 2008

screwburger 

a term for food that’s made by a food employee that doesn’t wash their hands or practice good hygiene.

alex: did you know that justin doesn’t wash his hands during work?
nate: ew, he fr flipping screwburgers at sonic

screwburger by flashcrashes July 27, 2019