screwbitch 

An insufferable woman who gets on your nerves whether she is on her menstrual cycle or not.

“Dude your sister is such a screwbitch!”

screwbitch by TheEntirePolishSpaceAgency November 29, 2023

screwbicle 

An unacceptably small cubicle in an unfortunate part of the cube jungle.

"Dude, I was supposed to have an office, but instead I got this screwbicle."

screwbicle by bikeclimbsail March 23, 2008

Screwtchy 

(adjective

Used to describe something that is beyond awesome, crazy and twisted. If something is screwtchy, it is funnier than funny, cooler than cool and better than anything ever.

If a song goes from really slow, to really fast, back to slow, fast again, and the rest of the time its just going crazy, and it is cool, it is then screwtchy.

Screwtchy by gilcore December 14, 2008

Screwithity

The quality of being amenable to ad-hoc adjustments, "number 8 wire" fixes, or clever field modifications. It describes a system, machine, or concept that is designed (or accidentally built) to be easily "mucked about with" using only available tools and intuition. It is the art of the functional workaround.

While Screwithity covers practical, ingenious fixes to keep things running, it serves as the entry point to high-level Fuckwithity, where systems are completely re-engineered for unintended purposes.

The beauty of a 90s tractor is its screwithity—if a sensor fails in the back paddock, you can usually bypass it with a paperclip to get the job done; however, if you want to bypass the governor and remote-control the throttle from your phone, you're stepping into the realm of pure fuckwithity.

Screwithity by HerbalKiwi May 12, 2026