Screen Shot
Accidentaly ejaculating on a computer screen.
Screen Shot by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011
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Screen Shot
This word is used to describe teen girls who look generally good looking in pictures posted on web pages such as myspace or facebook, but look the complete opposite in real life. This word usually involves tons of makeup and/or photo editing.
John: "So i met kelley for the first time last night.. She wasnt as impressive as she looks on the computer."
Rachael:"Yeah, shes a complete screen shot."
Rachael:"Yeah, shes a complete screen shot."
Screen Shot by me8576 October 20, 2009
Screen-Shot
verb: Splooging all over the computer screen, i.e. while jerking off to porn, or whatever happens to turn you on.
I just screen-shotted all over pictures of Jessica Alba in an innocent bunny costume!
Good screen shot, man. You hit Tom Selleck right in the face!
Good screen shot, man. You hit Tom Selleck right in the face!
Screen-Shot by ButtDuchess April 22, 2010
Screen Shot Commando
A software consultant that can't write code to save their life. Instead they use graphic design tools to create screen shots of what they would like the solution should look like even if it is totally unrealistic.
They commonly rely on other competent developers to actually write the code to deliver what they dream up. They are typically the guy who is surfing the web or sending messages on their iPhone during the design meetings and not paying any attention at all.
They commonly rely on other competent developers to actually write the code to deliver what they dream up. They are typically the guy who is surfing the web or sending messages on their iPhone during the design meetings and not paying any attention at all.
That guy is a total screen shot commando...He has no idea how to write the code to make that happen. On that note, has anyone seen any of his code?
Screen Shot Commando by Tool Hater March 2, 2010
Real life screen shot
A verb, to take a real life screen shot usually with a camera or a cellular phone. As apposed to a regular screen shot done on a PC.
Real life screen shot by ihsan m October 31, 2010
National Screen Shot A Whole Snap Story Day
This takes place on not just Snapchat but other sites as well such as Instagram. Happens on October the 30th-31st!
National Screen Shot A Whole Snap Story Day by TheUrbanTeller2 October 30, 2020
screen-shotted
The result of taking a screen shot, action of taking screen shot
'when someone's webcam freezes and they are stuck in a funny position, you screen-shotted them to use for blackmail'
'when someone's webcam freezes and they are stuck in a funny position, you screen-shotted them to use for blackmail'
'When someone's webcam freezes and they are stuck in a funny position, you screen-shotted them to use for blackmail'
screen-shotted by swarkster June 4, 2014
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