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Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching kink 

When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.
" I love it when he scratches me.At this point I think I have a scratching kink"

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

Smaughing 

1. The action that is intermediate between smiling and laughing.

2. When you read something on the internet and you want to laugh but you end up smiling.
"I was stm, smaughing to myself, when I read that text message."
Smaughing by T-i-double-f January 3, 2010

scratching narse 

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful
"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."
scratching narse by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005

pork scratchings 

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!
john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah
pork scratchings by paul hinton December 28, 2005