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scratchalotapuss 

A man having copious amounts of facial hair, who enjoys partaking in oral sex with woman
"Who's your new bearded boyfriend girl? He looks like a scratchalotapuss"

scratchmonkey 

Scratchmonkey: the act of rubbing the male or female anatomy on a fresh cut log.
Murrey seen Carmen acting like a scratchmonkey
Hey bro I seen carmen rocking on a log does she have the scratch monkey.
scratchmonkey by Chreenewb December 12, 2021

scratchyoneck 

moded)wrong not right [said to put in place

LOS ANGELES 80'S SLANG
KID1:TODAY SHREK 2 COMES OUT
kid2:NA UHH ITS TOMMORROW
kid3:AH-HA SCRATCHYONECK

scratchologist 

An expert in the science of moving a record back and forth on a turntable to achieve a scratching sound.
Damn! That DJ is off the hook! He must've gone to school to become a scratchologist!
scratchologist by thorgalore November 8, 2011

_ScratchOn_ 

me
this is my scratch username

hi i am _ScratchOn_

why are you still reading this

aaaaaaaaa
_ScratchOn_ by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021

Scratchslop

Low Quality, Mass Produced bad scratch projects with little to no
Creativity, Effort or Quality or even Passion In any Way Whatsoever

Just For Views, Ragebait or Just because they are freaks or can't

Make anything good. This includes... Degenerate/Inappropriate
Projects, Mass Remixed Projects with little to no changes, Cringe
Projects, Ragebait Projects and Spam Projects and Hate Projects

And Low effort remix & ruin projects. Just for only views over fun
What in the World is This ScratchSlop on my computer!
Scratchslop by ScratchSlop July 11, 2026
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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