Scratchulon

Small domesticated apex predator, colloquially referred to as cat

The scratchulon enjoys ripping up cardboard boxes

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scratchalotapuss

A man having copious amounts of facial hair, who enjoys partaking in oral sex with woman

"Who's your new bearded boyfriend girl? He looks like a scratchalotapuss"

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Scratchmonkey: the act of rubbing the male or female anatomy on a fresh cut log.

Murrey seen Carmen acting like a scratchmonkey
Hey bro I seen carmen rocking on a log does she have the scratch monkey.

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moded)wrong not right said to put in place

LOS ANGELES 80'S SLANG

KID1:TODAY SHREK 2 COMES OUT
kid2:NA UHH ITS TOMMORROW
kid3:AH-HA SCRATCHYONECK

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An expert in the science of moving a record back and forth on a turntable to achieve a scratching sound.

Damn! That DJ is off the hook! He must've gone to school to become a scratchologist!

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this is my scratch username

hi i am _ScratchOn_

why are you still reading this

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