scotto

Where you stick a large needle full on vodka in the urethra to get drunk the fastest way possible

Eric: How were you so wasted last night, did you scotto yourself?

Me: yeah bro I didn't know it was possible until I actually tried it!

by Jonnyrocket58 October 5, 2016

Scotto

A person with an abnormally small penis and IQ
These affects are caused by Ultmiatus Scottosis

Ultimately a Scotto is a little annoying Mario like character who eats coke and recess

Scotto, thank god he’s not in our ELA class

by Joshua Scotto March 19, 2022

Hardin Scott

The hottest frat boy out there.. be careful though, you might fall for him at first glance.. but who hasn’t?

girl #1: woah who’s that guy over there?

girl #2: that’s hardin scott! i know, the first time i saw him i practically fell for him too..

by julia-nicole April 25, 2019

Scottie

A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.

Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.

by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Hey all Scott here

A common saying by Scott the Woz

Hey all Scott here, and holy sh*t

by Noobster40956 May 10, 2019

Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013