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Where you stick a large needle full on vodka in the urethra to get drunk the fastest way possible

Eric: How were you so wasted last night, did you scotto yourself?

Me: yeah bro I didn't know it was possible until I actually tried it!

scotto by Jonnyrocket58 October 5, 2016

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Scotto

A person with an abnormally small penis and IQ
These affects are caused by Ultmiatus Scottosis

Ultimately a Scotto is a little annoying Mario like character who eats coke and recess

Scotto, thank god he’s not in our ELA class

Scotto by Joshua Scotto March 19, 2022

Related Words

scotto • Scottobahn • Scottomy • scotton • scottona • Scottooling • scottophobia • Scott O'Conor • Scott of all trades • scott o'hara

Hardin Scott

The hottest frat boy out there.. be careful though, you might fall for him at first glance.. but who hasn’t?

girl #1: woah who’s that guy over there?

girl #2: that’s hardin scott! i know, the first time i saw him i practically fell for him too..

Hardin Scott by julia-nicole April 25, 2019

Scottie

A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.

Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.

Scottie by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

Scott Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Hey all Scott here

A common saying by Scott the Woz

Hey all Scott here, and holy sh*t

Hey all Scott here by Noobster40956 May 10, 2019

Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

Black Scottish Cyclops by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026