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Where you stick a large needle full on vodka in the urethra to get drunk the fastest way possible

Eric: How were you so wasted last night, did you scotto yourself?

Me: yeah bro I didn't know it was possible until I actually tried it!

scotto by Jonnyrocket58 October 5, 2016

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Scotto

A person with an abnormally small penis and IQ
These affects are caused by Ultmiatus Scottosis

Ultimately a Scotto is a little annoying Mario like character who eats coke and recess

Scotto, thank god he’s not in our ELA class

Scotto by Joshua Scotto March 19, 2022

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Related Words

scotto • Scottobahn • Scottomy • scotton • scottona • Scottooling • scottophobia • Scott O'Conor • Scott of all trades • scott o'hara

Hardin Scott

The hottest frat boy out there.. be careful though, you might fall for him at first glance.. but who hasn’t?

girl #1: woah who’s that guy over there?

girl #2: that’s hardin scott! i know, the first time i saw him i practically fell for him too..

Hardin Scott by julia-nicole April 25, 2019

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Scottie

A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.

Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.

Scottie by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022

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Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

Scott Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

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Hey all Scott here

A common saying by Scott the Woz

Hey all Scott here, and holy sh*t

Hey all Scott here by Noobster40956 May 10, 2019

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Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

Black Scottish Cyclops by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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