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scottish slang 

Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we'd make up something completely different but meaning the same thing

e.g. an English person would say hey/hello.

we Scott's would say Awright ya wee baw bag.

we use insults as a greeting term
English: that little boy over there just stabbed that person, he needs to go to prison

scottish slang: that wee laddie oor there just fuckin chibbed that cunt, he needs the fuckin jail.

(bit random). not all scottish people like haggis and wear kilts.. we only wear kilts on special occasions e.g. a wedding
scottish slang by SCOTSgal123 May 28, 2014
Word of the Day on July 17, 2022
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Scottish Sanga 

Cum on some bread then feeding it to your dad
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Scottish Sanga by NotLainT September 28, 2020

Scottish Sanga 

Cum on a sandwich and feed to your dad
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Scottish Sanga by NotLainT September 28, 2020
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