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scottish slang 

Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we'd make up something completely different but meaning the same thing

e.g. an English person would say hey/hello.

we Scott's would say Awright ya wee baw bag.

we use insults as a greeting term
English: that little boy over there just stabbed that person, he needs to go to prison

scottish slang: that wee laddie oor there just fuckin chibbed that cunt, he needs the fuckin jail.

(bit random). not all scottish people like haggis and wear kilts.. we only wear kilts on special occasions e.g. a wedding
scottish slang by SCOTSgal123 May 28, 2014
Word of the Day on July 17, 2022
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Scottish Sanga 

Cum on some bread then feeding it to your dad
Scottish Sanga by NotLainT September 28, 2020

Scottish Sanga 

Cum on a sandwich and feed to your dad
"Gave me old man a Scottish Sanga on the weekend"
Scottish Sanga by NotLainT September 28, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026