scoomed

a. drunk

b. fucked up

Let's get scoomed tonight!

fuck that test man, let's go get scoomed.

by james lightning December 7, 2009

Scoomed

It's everything but nothing, use it to replace a random word.

Me: Did you see Jerry yesterday? He totally got scoomed.
Other person: What the fuck is scoomed

by SDFJADFSJFSDAAFSDJ October 19, 2023

Scoomer

Chicago slang for shooter or killer

"We gone scoom his ass"

"Thats my scoomer"

"scoom the city"

by Jackdajrippa April 15, 2021

scooped

to be picked up (typically by car)

I'm going to pick up Alexis and Caitlyn and were gonna drive to Alecs open house party. There's still another seat if you wanna get scooped

by kussssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 24, 2012

Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

scooped clean

When a woman get their uterus surgically removed

My girlfriend just got scooped clean last week!

by III juju July 13, 2021

Don't get scoobed

A term used to inform others to not be scoobed, or screwed over.
To be scoobed is to have your operation completely ruined.

Man 1: "I have a big project I am working on."
Man 2: "Don't get scoobed."

by lcgann July 11, 2023