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Scoodledud 

Scoodledud is used as a word for weirdly funny people. Their jokes are so bad that you still laugh at them.
"I slurp on his scoodledud so he can scoodle on my face." said Thomas Jefferson
"You are such a scoodledud." said Gandhi
Scoodledud by noeuh January 15, 2021
Words you can keep

scoodlemadingalump

when your hemmorhoid bursts while riding on the back of a moped down a bumpy road, thus causing it to grow in size and discomfort
holy hell my ass hurts. i should have never accepted a moped ride down this bumpy dirt road...ive got a vicious scoodlemadingalump now

snoodledutche 

"snoodledutche" "my daughter's dad"
snoodledutche by this jap August 22, 2011

scoodlebunk

A strange monkey-like creature than inhabits the mountainous region of Eastern Tennessee.
The scoodlebunk lives and roams in the forest canopy.
scoodlebunk by j.b. sherm August 21, 2008

swoodledupe 

Swoodledupe
/s’w’u:d^’ldu:’p/
swoo-duhl-doop

verb (used with object)
swoo-dle-duped, swoo-dle-dup-ing

1. To scam, swindle, or sham with deception of such an extreme magnitude that the victim will be subject to extreme emotional outburst from cognitive dissonance if uncovered. Or, to have been the victim of such.
2. To successfully obtain domination i.e. to convince victims to assist their oppressors to obtain hegemony willingly within need to resort to active compulsion. Or, to have been the victim of such.
3. To gaslight with politeness. Or, have been a victim as such.

verb (used without object)
swoo-dle-duped, swoo-dle-dup-ing

1. To swoodledupe. Or, to be the target of a swoodledupe.

noun
swoo-dle-dup-er

1. A swoodledupe.
2. A person who swoodledupes.
<“The Nazi’s definitely swoodleduped Czerniaków if he

thought suicide was his best and most moral option after selling out his people.”>
<“That narcissistic psychologist is swoodleduping his patients into believing that wasting their time and paying for his bad advice are actually good ideas. So much for ‘Wise Minds’ I guess.”>
<Swoodleduped, the citizens forgot how to relate to eachother and instead were forced to relate to a fascist state for the fulfillment of their every need.>
<“Don’t you dare try to pull any of that fake-woke polite-white swoodleduping shit on me! I know my history and capitalism fundamentally cannot be reformed because it’s a Western corruption of Islamic-economics and has always relied on enslavement and genocide!”>
<Chevron performed a superb swoodledupe when they convinced the people of Richmond, CA that their refinery is worth more to the community than all the poison gas leaks, explosions, ill health, and lack of opportunity.>
<In a grand historical swoodledupe, China fueled the settlement of the Americas and the expansion of the slave trade by selling their luxury goods to conquistadors in exchange for the gold and silver being extracted in the Americas by their slaves.>
<The worst sort of swoodledupe is when we swoodledupe ourselves into believing we can be bystanders to oppression: being a silent witness is the same as being an active perpetrator.>

Scoodledoop

The act of yeeting, skeeting, and yoinking that child.
I scoodledooped my last girlfriend, Jim.
Scoodledoop by Elyasdad April 21, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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