Science And Arts Academy 

an alleged 'gifted' school with insanely hard work and crazy teachers. we stan ❤️

i go to science and arts academy. siegel is the best teacher at science at arts academy. i do not like homework at science and arts academy.

Science And Arts Academy by Salameanon June 4, 2021

Corona Arts and Science Academy 

Most commonly known as C.A.S.A. Basically every nigga there thinks they're shit and acts all tough because they know they about as soft and pussy as anyone else. Oh, and watch out, because the bitches there will rub their sexuality in your fucking face, as if you gave a shit, which none of you don't. In few words, you can summarize this school as a shithole and a gayfest.

Corona Arts and Science Academy niggas are mad retarded, change my mind.

Corona Arts and Science Academy by Go fuck off September 17, 2019

Liberal Arts and Science Academy 

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.

LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"

Liberal Arts and Science Academy by LuckFasa October 3, 2024

Corona Arts and Sciences Academy 

Corona Arts and sciences academy, known as C.A.S.A Is a school that was good up until 2017 when class of 2020 came in😂 all the bitches graduating this year are mad pussy and they suck mad dick in staircase b around period 3. There’s deans like ms.forgues who be in everybody’s business , once she on ya dick she always will be . Bitches in that school claim to be “gay cuz they can’t find niggas in that school. Full of girls who send nudes and get ran on in the staircase. BFB full of snakes as well BENITEZ THE BEST TEACHER THO AND THATS ON PERIODTTTT Poohhhh. Don’t fw bitches from casa they’ll leave you for a girl

You’re in corona arts and sciences academy? You’re definitely gay

Get yo gay ass out ma face before I rock ya shits

Corona Arts and Sciences Academy by Flayoooooo October 18, 2019