Schwonda
Schwonda by Chad Rawls June 30, 2018
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Schmonda
A woman’s pubic region/vagina. It may refer only to the pubic hair, or to the genitals themselves, or to everything inclusive.
“I bet that lady with the deep gravelly voice has a really hairy schmonda!” Or “Following a cavity search police found an undisclosed amount of contraband on the suspect. It was smuggled past prison security in her schmonda.” Also “That stripper can shove a whole sleeve of Oreos right up her schmonda!”
Schmonda by ImActuallyJesusAndIDontLikeIt August 11, 2022
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schmonday
An extra day to a weekend. This day would reside between Sunday and Monday and tends to be a needed day of rest after a fun and busy weekend. It may also refer to a non-productive Monday because of a busy weekend.
"I really need a schmonday after this weekend trip because I can tell its going to be a grundle of a day."
schmonday by generalChaos August 26, 2013
I love you Schwindas
A state of drunken emotional intensity in which you love everyone, including Schwinda, whoever that may be.
Rhonda: I laaaaavvveee you. I laave everyone. I laaave my drinnk, I laave my hand holding the drink... I laaaaaavee it alll!
Natasha:Oh girrrrl. Here we go again! She's got the I love you Schwindas.
Natasha:Oh girrrrl. Here we go again! She's got the I love you Schwindas.
I love you Schwindas by Tashatatatatata March 31, 2011
schwéndagwze
schwéndagwze by Johonathon October 31, 2022
Schlondage
The amount of electricity generated by a potato battery. 1 schlondage is equivalent to 2 amps (A). The unit symbol for schlondage (j) is a lowercase j. It also means the general amount of schlondage.
Schlondage by Forestyforestforest March 13, 2026
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.