Schwonda

A large woman that has sex toys and low expectations for a daughter

Schwonda has a large variety of toy

by Chad Rawls June 30, 2018

Schmonda

A woman’s pubic region/vagina. It may refer only to the pubic hair, or to the genitals themselves, or to everything inclusive.

“I bet that lady with the deep gravelly voice has a really hairy schmonda!” Or “Following a cavity search police found an undisclosed amount of contraband on the suspect. It was smuggled past prison security in her schmonda.” Also “That stripper can shove a whole sleeve of Oreos right up her schmonda!”

by ImActuallyJesusAndIDontLikeIt August 11, 2022

schmonday

An extra day to a weekend. This day would reside between Sunday and Monday and tends to be a needed day of rest after a fun and busy weekend. It may also refer to a non-productive Monday because of a busy weekend.

"I really need a schmonday after this weekend trip because I can tell its going to be a grundle of a day."

by generalChaos August 26, 2013

I love you Schwindas

A state of drunken emotional intensity in which you love everyone, including Schwinda, whoever that may be.

Rhonda: I laaaaavvveee you. I laave everyone. I laaave my drinnk, I laave my hand holding the drink... I laaaaaavee it alll!
Natasha:Oh girrrrl. Here we go again! She's got the I love you Schwindas.

by Tashatatatatata March 31, 2011

schwéndagwze

A dumb word for a guy with a small pp

Tanner has a small pp, and he's proud, so he got "schwéndagwze" tattooed on his thigh ;)

by Johonathon October 31, 2022

Schlondage

The amount of electricity generated by a potato battery. 1 schlondage is equivalent to 2 amps (A). The unit symbol for schlondage (j) is a lowercase j. It also means the general amount of schlondage.

I generated 3 schlonds.

You need more schlondage.

I have high schlondage.

by Forestyforestforest March 13, 2026