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Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night
I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.
schwind by Bloomsday February 5, 2010

Schwindenhammered 

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.
Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.
Schwindenhammered by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

schwindle 

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way
YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED
schwindle by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017

Schwendtke 

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.
Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”
Schwendtke by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019

schwingtone

The special sound your phone makes when you get a call from your love interest.
"Hold on man, I've got to take this call. That was my schwingtone!"
schwingtone by HectorA September 3, 2008

Schwindy 

A dirty stinky smelly fat bitch who stinks and smells all the time and need to shower; questionably racist, confederate ties
Jill: Hey look at this guy I met.

Karen: Ew! He’s such a schwindy!
Schwindy by yoyokillme August 2, 2020