Schwindt

Worlds slowest moving martial artist

Schwindt was knocked out by 95 year old lady judo player

by Scheissemeister January 21, 2023

schwind

Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night

I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.

by Bloomsday February 5, 2010

Schwindenhammered

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.

Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.

by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

schwindle

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way

YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED

by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017

Schwendtke

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.

“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”

by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019

schwingtone

The special sound your phone makes when you get a call from your love interest.

"Hold on man, I've got to take this call. That was my schwingtone!"

by HectorA September 3, 2008

Schwindy

A dirty stinky smelly fat bitch who stinks and smells all the time and need to shower; questionably racist, confederate ties

Jill: Hey look at this guy I met.

Karen: Ew! He’s such a schwindy!

by yoyokillme August 2, 2020