Schwiftfaced 

The equivalent of getting extremely drunk (Shitfaced) in the Rick & Morty universe.

Put your panties down, Schwift on the floor, get schwiftfaced!

Schwiftfaced by PussyHands January 25, 2019

Schmidtfaced 

When you attend Texas wesleyan’s GPNA program and you really want to go out and drink but instead you stay in and study hard for Dr. Schmidt’s next A&P exam

Ready to get schmidtfaced !

Schmidtfaced by RRNA104 October 25, 2019

Schmitfaced 

When you drink a whole15 pack of Natty Ice, four 99 proof travel shots, and smoke about 17 cigarettes in 3 hours or less.

Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!

Schmitfaced by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

schwentfaced

when one gets so drunk that they pee the bed

Sara has to get schwentfaced on her birthday.

schwentfaced by jschwent October 1, 2011