2 definitions by Dadefinerman

A really short person incapable of playing any sports or working in any job. Usually becomes a virgin at the age of 10.
That guy just fumbled a handoff. He just Schwenker'd.
by Dadefinerman December 12, 2018
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A scared, terrified person who acts like a pussy. Usually scared of microscopic animals and has a big booty
That girl is acting like Chris Baney
by Dadefinerman November 28, 2018
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