Definitions by Dadefinerman

Schwenker 

A really short person incapable of playing any sports or working in any job. Usually becomes a virgin at the age of 10.

That guy just fumbled a handoff. He just Schwenker'd.

Schwenker by Dadefinerman December 12, 2018

Chris Baney 

A scared, terrified person who acts like a pussy. Usually scared of microscopic animals and has a big booty

That girl is acting like Chris Baney

Chris Baney by Dadefinerman November 28, 2018