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A Schwani is the ugliest but amazing man I mean girl in the world. If you had a Schwani don't be surprised at the big head of hers. She can be viscous at times but she will be a great friend. Schwanis can be very ugly but some people like her.
*Schwani' s big head blocks the board up front*

Girl: Move big head!

Schwani: *Turns around and stabs girl with pointy chin because of her upside down triangle head*
by Strawberry25578 June 09, 2018
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