A Schwani is the ugliest but amazing man I mean girl in the world. If you had a Schwani don't be surprised at the big head of hers. She can be viscous at times but she will be a great friend. Schwanis can be very ugly but some people like her.
*Schwani' s big head blocks the board up front*
Girl: Move big head!
Schwani: *Turns around and stabs girl with pointy chin because of her upside down triangle head*
Girl: Move big head!
Schwani: *Turns around and stabs girl with pointy chin because of her upside down triangle head*
by Strawberry25578 June 9, 2018
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The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
by Jay South November 2, 2005
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"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.
"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.
by Skkyline August 5, 2022
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Debbie: "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."
Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"
Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"
by TYT Army January 23, 2011
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Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling
Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*
kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night
Dad: *gets glock 17*
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling
Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*
kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night
Dad: *gets glock 17*
by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021
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