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schwakets 

1. A euphemism for any curse word so that you avoid offending others.

2. Another way to express having physically busted a busta.

(coined by Trey Ibarra)
1. Oh schwakets! I forgot my homework!

2. Schwakets! Got yo' dumbass!
schwakets by Li'l E July 11, 2006
Words you can keep
The small, dry pieces of a bag of low-quality cannabis known as schwag, that collect and reside at the bottom of your bag until you're left with nothing but these small pieces. At this point, you are left with a bag of schwake. A very unrecommended choice by which to get high.

The word is a portmanteau of schwag and shake.
"Hey, it's your hit on the bowl of schwake."
"No thanks, I would prefer to not nauseate myself by smoking that disgraceful excuse for a bowl."
Schwake by Satan Johnson May 16, 2008

Schwakums 

An insanly sick play mostly in sports like Basketball.
That shit was fucking schwakums.

schwacket 

An article of clothing that is a combination of a sweater and a jacket.
Is that a jacket you're trying on? No silly, it's a schwacket.
schwacket by brew21 August 22, 2010

schwats up 

its an awsume friggin word that is a cooler way of saying whats up
ehhhhhhh buddy schwats up??

nuthin do0denstein

yeah
schwats up by Jon Misener September 1, 2008

schwartscoff 

When a woman vomits up a stomach full of semen, from the extreme face sex which makes her gag...allot
Um ..ya explained it :P But I crammed my dong down this chicks throat when i came, the she schwartscoffed every where
schwartscoff by Emjay420 May 28, 2008

schwantes 

A prick that does not have many friends. Usually Nicknamed Admiral Schwantes
You are so rude, you could be the next Schwantes
schwantes by Schwantes September 25, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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