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The small, dry pieces of a bag of low-quality cannabis known as schwag, that collect and reside at the bottom of your bag until you're left with nothing but these small pieces. At this point, you are left with a bag of schwake. A very unrecommended choice by which to get high.

The word is a portmanteau of schwag and shake.
"Hey, it's your hit on the bowl of schwake."
"No thanks, I would prefer to not nauseate myself by smoking that disgraceful excuse for a bowl."
Schwake by Satan Johnson May 16, 2008

Schwakums 

An insanly sick play mostly in sports like Basketball.
That shit was fucking schwakums.

schwacket 

An article of clothing that is a combination of a sweater and a jacket.
Is that a jacket you're trying on? No silly, it's a schwacket.
schwacket by brew21 August 22, 2010

schwats up 

its an awsume friggin word that is a cooler way of saying whats up
ehhhhhhh buddy schwats up??

nuthin do0denstein

yeah
schwats up by Jon Misener September 1, 2008

schwartscoff 

When a woman vomits up a stomach full of semen, from the extreme face sex which makes her gag...allot
Um ..ya explained it :P But I crammed my dong down this chicks throat when i came, the she schwartscoffed every where
schwartscoff by Emjay420 May 28, 2008

schwantes 

A prick that does not have many friends. Usually Nicknamed Admiral Schwantes
You are so rude, you could be the next Schwantes
schwantes by Schwantes September 25, 2017