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1. A euphemism for any curse word so that you avoid offending others.

2. Another way to express having physically busted a busta.

(coined by Trey Ibarra)

1. Oh schwakets! I forgot my homework!

2. Schwakets! Got yo' dumbass!

schwakets by Li'l E July 11, 2006

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Schwake

The small, dry pieces of a bag of low-quality cannabis known as schwag, that collect and reside at the bottom of your bag until you're left with nothing but these small pieces. At this point, you are left with a bag of schwake. A very unrecommended choice by which to get high.

The word is a portmanteau of schwag and shake.

"Hey, it's your hit on the bowl of schwake."
"No thanks, I would prefer to not nauseate myself by smoking that disgraceful excuse for a bowl."

Schwake by Satan Johnson May 16, 2008

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Schwakums

An insanly sick play mostly in sports like Basketball.

That shit was fucking schwakums.

Schwakums by G\'d up bout to beat up August 29, 2003

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schwacket

An article of clothing that is a combination of a sweater and a jacket.

Is that a jacket you're trying on? No silly, it's a schwacket.

schwacket by brew21 August 22, 2010

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schwats up

its an awsume friggin word that is a cooler way of saying whats up

ehhhhhhh buddy schwats up??

nuthin do0denstein

yeah

schwats up by Jon Misener September 1, 2008

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schwartscoff

When a woman vomits up a stomach full of semen, from the extreme face sex which makes her gag...allot

Um ..ya explained it :P But I crammed my dong down this chicks throat when i came, the she schwartscoffed every where

schwartscoff by Emjay420 May 28, 2008

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schwantes

A prick that does not have many friends. Usually Nicknamed Admiral Schwantes

You are so rude, you could be the next Schwantes

schwantes by Schwantes September 25, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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