Schrodinger's homo 

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."

Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."

Schrodinger's homo by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022

Schrödinger’s Homosexual 

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.

That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.

Schrödinger’s Homosexual by The haydero May 19, 2023

Schrödinger's Homosexual 

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

Schrödinger's Homosexual by ff69 April 27, 2024