Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go

Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness

by ff69 August 12, 2024

Piss delay

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out

Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry

by ff69 August 12, 2024

Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

by ff69 April 27, 2024

Semi-dumb

Someone who is genuinely smart, but always acts like he has less IQ points than his pet rock

Peter: oh yeah, well if f(x) = 2x2 + 4x - 5; then a = 2, b = 4, c = -5.
Jeff: shit you smart
Peter: wait are bees real
Jeff: are you actually braindead
Marcus: nah hes just semi-dumb

by ff69 April 27, 2024

Bro-friend

When a girls brother and boyfriends become friends, simply from being close with said girl.

John: yo u dating my sister
Marcus: yea
John: ok cool ig were Bro-friends
Marcus: dafuq does that mean

by ff69 April 27, 2024