Definitions by ff69

Yogurt 

How to say hello to a friend named gurt

John: yogurt
Gurt: yo

Yogurt by ff69 May 18, 2025

Piss delay 

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out

Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry

Piss delay by ff69 August 11, 2024

Semi-sickness 

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go

Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness

Semi-sickness by ff69 August 11, 2024

Semi-dumb 

Someone who is genuinely smart, but always acts like he has less IQ points than his pet rock

Peter: oh yeah, well if f(x) = 2x2 + 4x - 5; then a = 2, b = 4, c = -5.
Jeff: shit you smart
Peter: wait are bees real
Jeff: are you actually braindead
Marcus: nah hes just semi-dumb

Semi-dumb by ff69 April 27, 2024

Schrödinger's Homosexual 

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

Schrödinger's Homosexual by ff69 April 27, 2024

Bro-friend 

When a girls brother and boyfriends become friends, simply from being close with said girl.

John: yo u dating my sister
Marcus: yea
John: ok cool ig were Bro-friends
Marcus: dafuq does that mean

Bro-friend by ff69 April 27, 2024