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Schnaggle 

The intended and more badass spelling of the word "snaggle". Schnaggle shows more punctuation without feeling like a sissy.

Verb - To take, steal, to have intercourse with, also used as an insult. High level of intoxication.
Let me schaggle some of those french fries.

Go to hell you Motha Schaggler!

Remember that girl I met at the bar last night? I schnaggled her. I schnaggled her good.

Man last night I drank way too much. I was so schaggled.

Multiple Use:
Ted, schnaggled out of his gord, schaggled a Lexus then proceeded to pick up a prostitute who he schnaggled in the back seat. Ted did not have any money to pay the prostitute so she called him a "stupid mother schnaggler".
Schnaggle by Cameron McVicker February 2, 2008
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schnaggle 

After downing a 24 he headed home but smashed into a tree and completley schnaggled his car.

Someone who is a regular fuck-up may be referred to as a schnaggler
schnaggle by Master Tom May 2, 2006

schnaggle 

a vagina so rotten and hairy a nigger wouldn't live in it
you pull down her pants and her schnaggle pussy looks like a hairy venus fly trap
schnaggle by brooke leightheiser November 5, 2007

Schnaegle 

Verb. To swoop In and replace another persons position , often with devious intentions.

It usually occurs when someone has put in a lot of effort to elevate themselves into a promising position with someone of the opposite sex, only to be replaced when they turn their back for 2 minutes.

Schaegling also commonly happens when playing bandits (also sometimes called 'lurking')
Did you see that guy schnaegle me? I was in with that hot girl until I went to the toilet.

2) I stood up for one second and someone schnaegled me and took my seat!!!
Schnaegle by Brutal_Tapir October 4, 2016
Q: Who's your favourite actor?
A: Noah Schnapp!
= person 'A' is a schnapple
Schnapple by yocoffeagirl July 25, 2020

schnagling 

An art similar to cock blocking. Where as cock blocking is in front view of the victim, Schangling is somewhat more devious. To sneak over to a girl in a bar or club when the person who was chatting her up,is on a short term absence " smoking , toilet or at the bar". Schangling is an act of espionage carried out from a distance, carried out only at the right time.
How did you get on with that girl Paul? "No good, she was talking to him when I got back from the toilet, he must of been Schnagling me"
schnagling by HKO15 June 15, 2017

schnargle 

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.
Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!
schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008
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