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School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.
Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).
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School toilets

School toilets are commonly associated with satanic rituals and people who don't know how to flush a fucking toilet. The toilets are imprisoned inside of a cubicle with a Non working lock. People will often find messages inside of cubicles, containing phrases such as: “Fuck school" or "*insert name* waz here" Ancient remains of gum can also be found.
Person 1: "Miss can I use the school toilets please?

Comedian teacher: I don't know. Can you?

middle school toilets 

the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.
eww, that middle school toilets smells like old eggnog and fart bombs!
middle school toilets by anonymous December 9, 2020

The secondary school toilets 

when you walk in the school toilets and there pooooop and waz all over de walll.
Look at those people they look like the secondary school toilets.

Kingsmeadow School toilets

Bassically a fucking vape shack ran by the year 9s
Lad A: Here bro come Kingsmeadow School toilets just got a new r and m
Lad B:Fuck that sonya will chase wu

Lad A: will she fuck just come stop being Mong
Lad B: wey dot might

Lad A: na shes sound her

Lad B: aye fair

School toilet paper 

Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper”
School toilet paper by Hi peps March 29, 2021

School toilet stalls 

The most likely spot to be see a scene of two gay guys/girls having sex down at the bottom of the toilet.
I went to the School toilet stalls to find a new sex buddy.
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