You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you
will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make
sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the
Boss". Fair enough, until you drop
dead from a heart attack