You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely
everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "
You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a
heart attack
Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?
Person 2:
Absolutely not.
Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS
Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair
right now?
Person 2 :
Definitely Shoneys!