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A Schoey is a large incompetent mess, usually an invertebrate. They are found throughout the world, dropping out of college, asking for soft drinks, and losing Halo matches.
Best avoided.
"Can I have a soft drink?"
"I hope he doesn't end up like Schoey."
by Jeff78 April 10, 2008
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