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A Schoey is a large incompetent mess, usually an invertebrate. They are found throughout the world, dropping out of college, asking for soft drinks, and losing Halo matches.
Best avoided.
"CBA"
"Can I have a soft drink?"
"I hope he doesn't end up like Schoey."
Schoey by Jeff78 April 10, 2008
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futuristic term meanign cool (slang, not being a little cold)
Dude, that trick was hecka schwey
schwey by moofoo January 18, 2004
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schreyer swag 

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slang for schooner the standard beer glass used in new south wales and over alot of the rest of Australia
oi mate grab us a schooey!
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- Bringer of Orgasms.

Dominant male capable of extended and vigorous coitus.

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reference note -"the little death", is a metaphor for orgasm.
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schoenstatt 

She a Mexican girls that is very supportive to other people at first very shy but when u get to meet her she damn as Lit funny and weird she is also very hermosa ( gorgeous )and she is loyal to all her relationships she always has ur back and is always goin to be here for u no matter what but don’t get on her bad side bc she get an attitude:)
Man Schoenstatt is so gorgeous and I heard she is very supportive to her friend man I wish I had a friend like that:)
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