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To screw up badly and make poor judgment calls that usally effect other peoples lives as well as your own.

To do things without thinking.

Drink to excess and not remember anything.

She was going to college but pulled a schoenfeld when she failed out for drinking.

Man that dude drinks like a schoenfeld.

Wow that kid jumped off that wall and broke his neck what a schoenfeld.

schoenfeld by ironyandcircumstance January 11, 2009

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Schoenfeld

To forget to pull ones parachute on battle royale games when exiting the aircraft

this is usually followed by a face palm

ah shit i just schoenfeld

Schoenfeld by iamjagsman June 30, 2022

The Schonfeld Principle

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)

“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

The Schonfeld Principle by Ceauxcheaux March 18, 2021

Schoenfield

To forget to pull ones parachute on battle royale games when exiting the aircraft

ah shit i just schoenfield

Schoenfield by iamjagsman June 29, 2022

schwenkfelder

A sexual position created in Germany during WW2 and is most commonly know today as the "mustache ride."

I can't wait to go to bed tonight and schwenkfelder my girl friend.

Dude! I totally schwenkfeld that girl tonight.

The schwenkfelder is so much better than the donkey punch!

schwenkfelder by schwenkfelder January 17, 2010

David Schoenfield

An ESPN retard who thinks the phillies will not make the playoffs in 2011 after having the most wins in the league in 2010 & improving their pitching in the offseason.

David Schoenfield is a retard.

David Schoenfield by Moolium April 27, 2011

dirty shoenfeldt

It is where you open your mouth wide enough to lip the pussy and tounge the anus at the same time, and blow.

Mark - Dude, I gave you mom a dirty shoenfeldt last night, man. She loved it and wants me to come over tonight for it again.

dirty shoenfeldt by Rusty Johnson March 29, 2007

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026