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To screw up badly and make poor judgment calls that usally effect other peoples lives as well as your own.

To do things without thinking.

Drink to excess and not remember anything.

She was going to college but pulled a schoenfeld when she failed out for drinking.

Man that dude drinks like a schoenfeld.

Wow that kid jumped off that wall and broke his neck what a schoenfeld.

schoenfeld by ironyandcircumstance January 11, 2009

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Schoenfeld

To forget to pull ones parachute on battle royale games when exiting the aircraft

this is usually followed by a face palm

ah shit i just schoenfeld

Schoenfeld by iamjagsman June 30, 2022

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The Schonfeld Principle

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)

“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

The Schonfeld Principle by Ceauxcheaux March 18, 2021

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Schoenfield

To forget to pull ones parachute on battle royale games when exiting the aircraft

ah shit i just schoenfield

Schoenfield by iamjagsman June 29, 2022

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schwenkfelder

A sexual position created in Germany during WW2 and is most commonly know today as the "mustache ride."

I can't wait to go to bed tonight and schwenkfelder my girl friend.

Dude! I totally schwenkfeld that girl tonight.

The schwenkfelder is so much better than the donkey punch!

schwenkfelder by schwenkfelder January 17, 2010

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David Schoenfield

An ESPN retard who thinks the phillies will not make the playoffs in 2011 after having the most wins in the league in 2010 & improving their pitching in the offseason.

David Schoenfield is a retard.

David Schoenfield by Moolium April 27, 2011

dirty shoenfeldt

It is where you open your mouth wide enough to lip the pussy and tounge the anus at the same time, and blow.

Mark - Dude, I gave you mom a dirty shoenfeldt last night, man. She loved it and wants me to come over tonight for it again.

dirty shoenfeldt by Rusty Johnson March 29, 2007

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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