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Definitions by SchmolShagger

The Eggcellent Corner 

The eggcellent corner is a small YouTube group of friends who's upload schedule is so shit the channel is deader than Kanye west career
The Eggcellent Corner uploaded for once in there life

Bluzipan 

A mythical creature that has been hunted for by legends for millennia. said to be born of Buddha shagging a collie, bluzipan is know to be incredibly thick and allegedly died
bluzipan!!!!!!!
Bluzipan by SchmolShagger December 9, 2022

Schmolloks 

Schmolloks means when a man with small testicles get them castrated by a man called Schmol. Schmol is knows to make strange grunting noises during this process, some say he finds the experience quite pleasant

Schmol is said like = shh maul
Oh fuck my schmolloks
Schmolloks by SchmolShagger December 9, 2022