Schmolloks means when a man with small testicles get them castrated by a man called Schmol. Schmol is knows to make strange grunting noises during this process, some say he finds the experience quite pleasant
Schmol is said like = shh maul
Schmol is said like = shh maul
Oh fuck my schmolloks
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by SchmolShagger February 02, 2023
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bluzipan!!!!!!!
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