Schmoevert

A regular schmoe who is a pervert

See that guy?
He keeps hitting on me, he's such a Schmoevert.

by schmoe December 29, 2007

schmogerty

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5

Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!

by MrHorrible October 23, 2011

Schmogerty

Possessed of a looseness of manner that others find attractive.

Having mad swagger.

"Dude may be ancient and kind of a sell-out, but Ice-T is still schmogerty as hell."

by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011

schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

Schmoverty

The delusional thought process that develops when one thinks one is poor because one cannot buy an ipod, Starbucks, or a new Hollister Jeans.

Johnson County, Kansas High School students are a common case of emschmovershed people. Schmoverty is frequent in all Olathe Schools and city corners (same location of the Starbucks's).

by Rebekah Rose March 17, 2009

schmegert

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

by Chell March 29, 2007

Schmadvertising

Schmadvertising is what you call really shit advertising.

It's also a term used to best describe the feeling when the ad industry fucks you over - Advertising, Schmadvertising.

Sorry, I can't meet you tonight. Just been put on a brief, deadline tomorrow. That's just Schmadvertising for you.

by delaforbes June 7, 2011