A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake
"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.
Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.
Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.
"My little schmidling" (with accent)
"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.
Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.
The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.
Man, I was schmidtting so hardtoday when i was in a meeting with my boss
When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girlwhen the cops showed up.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*