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1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
schmear by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.
She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.
schmear by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004
A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults
I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!
schmear by settler69 February 20, 2008
Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.
Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.
Schmear by Mike G October 18, 2005
Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.
schmear by jackalicious April 8, 2004
schmear,

the word for smearing turds on your wall
grant : schmear
Todd:*under mind control* okay then master *takes a big one on the floor*
schmear by Sinclair02 March 4, 2019
when you schmear something on a door
muuuuum i just schmeard some spaghetti on my dooooooor