Schlong Sack

When your nut sack is longer than your your asshole after Ant Man expanded in it.

I have a schlong sack

Schlong Sack by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

shlong sack 

when you nuttsack is longer than your dick

my shlong sack is so hard

shlong sack by ass liccer April 25, 2019

schlongpacker 

1) Indicates a guy who is being a dick. 2) Term of endearment, usually used by a woman, to describe a man and what he is packing.

"That guy with the strap on his sunglasses and the boat shoes is a total schlongpacker."

schlongpacker by lfv May 23, 2008