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SCHLOUGY 

The effect one feels the morning after one has been drinking or smoking the night before. the symptoms of "schlougy" are as follows: the feeling of greasy/the need to shower or bath, the feeling of wanting to be unproductive or fatiuged, very comfortable in any position one might be currently in, lazy, everything is extremly funny, one might make up words to descibe things or feelings (for example schlougy) and the urge to talk and watch stand up comedy on TV.
Words that have been created while feeling schlougy have consisted of: kingkincklers, anklesplatures, ninclesplatures, fingfagglers, jimjuplets, jimble jabbers, ganggigglers, fartfagglers, asplitting lintlickers, jinx chicklets, frabric froshener, flapper jacks, chucky georges, and last but not least SCHLOUGY.
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schlough 

A form of local/regional hard liquor, often characterized by its lack of international appeal and poor methods of distillation. For example, Kentucky Bourbon won't be considered a schlough, however, Nigerian Palm Wine is.
"Ah dude, when we get to the Philippines, we need to get ass over backwards hammered off that local schlough!"
schlough by Rockintoes May 19, 2016

schlongy 

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old
"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"
schlongy by Hands Rambone May 8, 2005

schlongy 

God-like Uberuser. Second in command to some dork named bart. Voted "Uberite I'd most like to screw" in a top secret poll taken in 2004. Also spelled "Shlongy".
I love Shlongy. I also love Cheez-Its, Glen livet 18, Marlboro reds in the box, and sweet smelling vagina.
schlongy by Jacques Meoffe February 3, 2005

schlongy 

Ubersite user that likes to suck schlong.
Schlongy likes to lick the big schlong.
schlongy by jeff holmes January 30, 2005

schloggy schemer 

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.
John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

Schlouga de Bloom 

The act of having coffee in the morning.
“Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”
Schlouga de Bloom by MF2020 November 1, 2020