Schlicken 

Creating an unwanted situation or problem.

The driver created a problem so he could return early.

Why did numb nuts come back early? He's Schlicken.

Schlicken by Tomtom123 July 31, 2017

schlicknic 

When you take a chick on a picnic and then the two of you schlick her. Based on the onomatopoeia "schlick", which is a term for female masturbation.

Your mother and I went on a schlicknic this morning.

schlicknic by Albert McAlbertson December 17, 2008

schlick 

1. n - The act of female masturbation.
2. Onomonopaea - The sound associated with female masturbation.

When those chicks saw my photo, I could hear them schlicking in the other room.

schlick by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Schlochenthorp 

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.

I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"

Schlochenthorp by Timebender13 July 8, 2010

schicken

Gutter pronunciation of chicken.

I'm hungry. Imma go to Popeye's and get me some schicken.

schicken by Freeloading Will March 9, 2008

schickerd

To get very drunk.

Bob and Garry got plenty schickerd last night.

schickerd by conchowino January 13, 2009

schlick 

The female equivalent of wordfap/word.

schlick by hambeet May 5, 2003