Schössmann

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A Person who usually ditches. The hair is black and curly and a Schössmann usually visits the toilet no less than 3 times an hour.

A Schössmann drives a Golf+ and can be mostly found on the streets leading from Germany to Italia.

A Schössmann is also either recognized by his music taste. He usually listents to either Hard Core Dubstep , German Rap or KPop.

D: Has anyone seen Schössmann ?
A: I think Schössmann ditches again

S: I have to visit the toilet again
M: Its the third time this hours already Schössmann !

Schössmann by HolyWilli January 14, 2019

Words you can keep

Scotsmann's Stagger

This is a taunt from Valve's Team Fortress 2, that you can perform as the defensive class, Demoman. It's pretty simple, it just makes the Demo stumble around all drunk, mumbling pretty hard to understand jumble.

Demo: Does Scotsmann's Stagger.
Also Demo: u thiNk Ur beTer'n mE , theN u'VE goT anoDa ding-

Scotsmann's Stagger by Nephilis Thylord November 30, 2020

Related Words

Schössmann • Scotsmann's Stagger

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