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Schössmann 

A Person who usually ditches. The hair is black and curly and a Schössmann usually visits the toilet no less than 3 times an hour.

A Schössmann drives a Golf+ and can be mostly found on the streets leading from Germany to Italia.

A Schössmann is also either recognized by his music taste. He usually listents to either Hard Core Dubstep , German Rap or KPop.
D: Has anyone seen Schössmann ?
A: I think Schössmann ditches again

S: I have to visit the toilet again
M: Its the third time this hours already Schössmann !
Schössmann by HolyWilli January 14, 2019
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Scotsmann's Stagger 

This is a taunt from Valve's Team Fortress 2, that you can perform as the defensive class, Demoman. It's pretty simple, it just makes the Demo stumble around all drunk, mumbling pretty hard to understand jumble.
Demo: Does Scotsmann's Stagger.
Also Demo: u thiNk Ur beTer'n mE , theN u'VE goT anoDa ding-
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