schlemme

The quick and easy way to say "Should let me". Mostly used in informal situations

Hey man, you schlemme have a bite of that sandwich. I haven't had lunch today.

schlemme by FatPanda54 January 13, 2017

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

schleimer by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006

Von Schlemmer 

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

Von Schlemmer by craz kylo May 23, 2008

schlemiel 

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

schlemiel by mandingoe September 24, 2004

schlemiel 

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

schlemiel by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006

schlammered

Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.

"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"

schlammered by NadoBubble May 20, 2008