Schlemmering 

Going to a public bathroom, similar to Wet Reuplic at MGM Grand in Las Vegas,…you go to pee, only to realize you have to puke….only to realize it’s been 1 hour and you fell asleep.

Dude, stop schlemmering and pick yourself up out of that toilet bowl.

Schlemmering by ItsTooMuchTuna$20 September 26, 2021

schlemmeria 

a dry itchy particulate found within the foreskin

There was a lot more schlemmeria than I remember...

schlemmeria by because, why not? December 5, 2016