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Schlemm

A guy whose really good at sex, knows just what to do to turn a girl on, and honestly doesn't compare to anyone else.
Schlemm: How many times did I make you orgasm?!?!?!

Girl: 21 ;)
by heheitsasecret November 15, 2011
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Schlemm

Mark Schlemm
by Orange May 24, 2004
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schlemazel

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.
A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014
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hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.
by RealSh*t September 25, 2013
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schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.
upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks
by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006
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schmemmy

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.
In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.
by DanielBrown January 5, 2008
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schleem

a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.
schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.
by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020
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